farters have to be the big spoon...
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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