these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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