Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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