Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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