There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Be still, my beating vagina.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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