Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
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