Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
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Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
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You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I just had sex on a roof
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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