You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
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chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
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Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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