so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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