Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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