I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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