but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
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It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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