what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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