Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
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Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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