No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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