Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
The struggles of a small town man whore
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
