that's an acceptable place to lick
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
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His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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