Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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