i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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