Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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