they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I just googled if crying burns calories
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
