We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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