Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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