Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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