You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
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I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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