She announced her abortion via fbk
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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