Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
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I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
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GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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