you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
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It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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