Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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