great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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