Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Randomize
