Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
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She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
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I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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