You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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