New low: just hacked my moms facebook
farters have to be the big spoon...
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
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Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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