my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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