just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
the night ended with taco bell and tears
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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