i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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