How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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