PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
