Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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