Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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