im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'd cum for enchiladas.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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