Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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