ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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