she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
