i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
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We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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