i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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