The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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