do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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