I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
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I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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