The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
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Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
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I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
and you fell through a lawn chair
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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