guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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