Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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