another moral hangover. fuck.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
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I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
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I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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