dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
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I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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